Yo, Took a bunch of Peyote buttons and locked myself in a 99 cent store
with a box of broken Star Wars and He-Man figures. When I woke up I was
looking at what can only be described as the ASS-MENAGERIE, a
collection of fucked up One-offs that some Gallery must think are Art
cuz they are showing the whole shit this Saturday in Red Hook Brooklyn:
351 Van Brunt St
Red Hook Brooklyn
Saturday December 15
There will be a shuttle to the Gallery available from the Carroll St station.
The Super Villainy is Back on! One Mr. SUPER SUCKLORD Himself will be running Rackets in the back of some Nerdy Toy Convention with the illicit SUCK-CON, the world's first All -Suckadelic All the time Convention. Nestled in the Back of The Pasadena Convention Center, the Suck-Con will be a parasite on another Convention; basically taking it the fuck over with dusted events, Toy-Selling, and debauchery. The day's program includes:
THE SUCKATHON Volume 2!
This shitty live talk show, hosted by the Super Sucklord, features fucked up and confrontational interviews with the A-Listers of the Designer Toy Scene. Watch from the sidelines as the stage lights up with informative, probing questions and real talk by a bunch of artists and miscreants that don't give a fuck!
Annnd, Available for the first time is the SUCKATHON Volume 1 double DVD set. Relive the nausea from Suckathon 2011 with this 5 hour recap of this Legendary gab-fest. Gagg!
THE SUPER SUCK-UP! A sick group Art Show featuring 16 artist customized Sucklord Bootleg figures. Each of these important artists have Customized 50 Sucklord figures with blister packages designed by the Fuckin Sucklord! They are only $100 each! Get in Line for: Billions McMillions, Buff Monster, Dok A, Ferg, Paul Kaiju, Onell Design, Luke Chueh, Lamour Supreme, Skinner, Jason Freeny, Scott Tolleson, October Toys, Scott Wilkowski, DrilOne, Frank Kozik, and Suckadelic...
SUCKTOSPECTIVE: A LOSING PROPOSITION 2004- 2012
Witness the greatest private collection of Suckadelic figures and toys all under one roof. All kinds of Old, rare, unique shit you never heard of are on display in nice cases like it was actually worth something...
Play Some shitty makeshift Carnival Games and you can win some shitty prizes!Win enough and you can trade up for the Surprisingly not Shitty SUCKLORD TALKING PLUSH DOLL. This two faced cloth cutie actually speaks 15 obnoxious phrases that the Sucklord has made famous. How could you not want that?
Take a break from all the Drama and have a seat in the Suck-CInema where you will be Brainwashed by an endless loop of Suckadelic Videos such as TOY LORDS OF CHINATOWN and the Classic Bootleg Toy commercials.
And as always there is the DKE TOYS famous clearance sale, where gigantic stacks of broken, fucked-up toys will be available for fuckin Cheap. Get there early.
GOOD FUCKIN TIMES! SUCKCON is located on the underbelly of DESIGNERCON, which is actually a good-ass convention where the best of the best and new Jacks from the DESIGNER TOY world come together to sell there latest shit. It's kind of the best day ever....
The SUCK CON is at:
Pasadena Convention Center
300 East Green st
Pasadena CA 91101
Saturday, November 3, 2012
9 AM to 6 PM $7.00 at the door
THE SUPER SUCKLORD Returns again to unleash a grip of New SUCK-CRAP on the intrepid attendees of NEW YORK COMICON. Here is the Schedule of appearances and release info. There are no fotos. If you like this shit you can imagine what it looks like. Stay Connected and see pictures by getting down with us on fuckin Twitter and Instagram: http://twitter.com/SUCKLORD
3 pm SIDEKICK LAB/ ONELL DESIGN Booth # 3117
Dropping the CREATURE SCRUBS OF THE UNIVERSE FIGURE (no price or edition # Given)
As soon as that Sells out, we unveil the PLATINUM PERPETRATOR the new Sucklord Limited
edition Custom Glyos figure painted by MATT DOUGHTY. (no price or edition # Given)
2 pm KIDROBOT Booth # 2909
Doing some kind of signing. Maybe there will be some Bootleg Dunnys somewhere.... I dunno...
4 pm SIDEKICK LAB Booth #3117
No Idea what I'm gonna sell here. Maybe some leftover old shit that people might want. Or I might
just sit there and do nothing for an hour. Just added this time slot for the hell of it. At least I will
be sitting down...
6 pm THE MY LITTLE PONY PROJECT at the HESTER/ EVENTI Hotel 835 6th Avenue
Not actually gonna be at this event cuz I got bigger Fish to fry, but I made a SWEEET Custom
Pony Diorama that you should go check out. Open all weekend til Monday. MY LITTLE PONY PROJECT on VINYL PULSE
8 pm THE SECOND ANNUAL DESIGNER TOY AWARDS
Presented by Clutter Media Group. The SUCKLORD himself will be hosting the awards Ceremony
and releasing an exclusive figure: The SUCKLORD 2012 DTA MASTER OF CEREMONIES.
(no price or edition # Given. Get em while they hot!) At Providence NYC 311 West 57th Street http://www.designertoyawards.com/
Oh, something Somewhere...... Don't worry.... You're not missing anything....
Apparently I am going to be the "Master of Ceremonies" the weekend of June 2/3 at some dubious and probably illegal "Street Art" Battle in Bushwick Brooklyn. What the hell does that mean? I suppose it means introducing the contestants, officiating over the voting, and announcing the winner. Great! That sounds like something I can do while drunk. It's at this weird "Art Mall" called THE LOOM and it's produced by our Buddies Mary Paper$ and SILKYS SCREENPRINTING, the dudes that did the wrapper for our famous ASS WIPE toilet paper! This is a winner folks!
1087 Flushing Av Brooklyn June 2 and 3 1-6 PM in the Courtyard
PHILLIPS de PURY Auction house is pimping a HUGE lot of SUCKADELIC Classics in their latest Art Auction: UNDER THE INFLUENCE.
78 hard to find Bootlegs, vinyls, and pegs, INCLUDING a one-off exclusive-for-this-sale-only SIMON de PURY Under The Influence Black Suit edition! Only available in this lot! Bid Now Baby! The Gavel goes down on MARCH 8! Dope, right? Well don't worry, we know you want this, so we also made a basic ACTION AUCTIONEER figure that is available to the public in the Suckadelic JERKSTORE! Featuring Simon in his Classic Blue suit. Get em while they hot!Viewing of this auction starts this weekend. Go take a look. There is lots of other dope shit including some drawings by WORK OF ART winner KIMYA NAWABI. Word on the street is that she may have a Toy ready to sell in time for this. Stay Tuned...
WORK OF ART WINNER AND LOSER ANNOUNCE SUPER TEAM-UP FOR EXCITING NEW TOY-ART BUSINESS VENTURE
Kymia Nawabi, the winning contestant from Bravo's WORK OF ART THE NEXT GREAT ARTIST season 2 and The Super Sucklord, some other guy that got kicked off the same show have joined forces! Get Ready for their 16th minute of fame as they attempt to fuse Kymia's high-Art vision, passion, and depth with the Sucklord's ability to produce, market, and package artwork as affordable Action Figure Collectables. What are these two gonna come up with? Stay Tuned.....