Friday, October 26, 2012

GET READY FOR THE SUCKATHON


GET READY FOR THE SUCK-CON!

 The Super Villainy is Back on! One Mr. SUPER SUCKLORD Himself will be running Rackets in the back of some Nerdy Toy Convention with the illicit SUCK-CON, the world's first All -Suckadelic All the time Convention. Nestled in the Back of The Pasadena Convention Center, the Suck-Con will be a parasite on another Convention; basically taking it the fuck over with dusted events, Toy-Selling, and debauchery.  The day's program includes:

THE SUCKATHON Volume 2!
This shitty live talk show, hosted by the Super Sucklord, features fucked up and confrontational interviews with the A-Listers of the Designer Toy Scene. Watch from the sidelines as the stage lights up with informative, probing questions and real talk by a bunch of artists and miscreants that don't give a fuck! 

Annnd, Available for the first time is the SUCKATHON Volume 1 double DVD set. Relive the nausea from Suckathon 2011 with this 5 hour recap of this Legendary gab-fest. Gagg!

THE SUPER SUCK-UP!
 A sick group Art Show featuring 16 artist customized Sucklord Bootleg figures.  Each of these important artists have Customized 50 Sucklord figures with blister packages designed by the Fuckin Sucklord! They are only $100 each!  Get in Line for: Billions McMillions, Buff Monster, Dok A, Ferg, Paul Kaiju, Onell Design, Luke Chueh, Lamour Supreme, Skinner, Jason Freeny, Scott Tolleson, October Toys, Scott Wilkowski, DrilOne, Frank Kozik, and Suckadelic...

SUCKTOSPECTIVE: A LOSING PROPOSITION 2004- 2012
Witness the greatest private collection of Suckadelic figures and toys all under one roof. All kinds of Old, rare, unique shit you never heard of are on display in nice cases like it was actually worth something...

THE SUCK-CARNIVAL
Play Some shitty makeshift Carnival Games and you can win some shitty prizes!Win enough and you can trade up for the Surprisingly not Shitty SUCKLORD TALKING PLUSH DOLL. This two faced cloth cutie actually speaks 15 obnoxious phrases that the Sucklord has made famous. How could you not want that?

THE SUCK-CINEMA
Take a break from all the Drama and have a seat in the Suck-CInema where you will be Brainwashed by an endless loop of Suckadelic Videos such as TOY LORDS OF CHINATOWN and the Classic Bootleg Toy commercials.

Other exciting vendors will be SIDEKICK LAB Trading Card Company, featuring all kinds of Special Cards from THE ART HUSTLE, SUCKPAX, and Buff Monster's THE MELTY MISFITS.  Gotta have it!

And as always there is the DKE TOYS famous clearance sale, where gigantic stacks of broken, fucked-up toys will be available for fuckin Cheap.  Get there early.

GOOD FUCKIN TIMES! SUCKCON is located on the underbelly of DESIGNERCON, which is actually a good-ass convention where the best of the best and new Jacks from the DESIGNER TOY world come together to sell there latest shit. It's kind of the best day ever....

The SUCK CON is at:

DESIGNERCON
Pasadena Convention Center
300 East Green st
Pasadena CA 91101

Saturday, November 3, 2012
9 AM to 6 PM   $7.00 at the door

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