BUSHWICK ART BATTLE: MC SUCKLORD

Apparently I am going to be the "Master of Ceremonies" the weekend of June 2/3 at some dubious and probably illegal "Street Art" Battle in Bushwick Brooklyn. What the hell does that mean? I suppose it means introducing the contestants, officiating over the voting, and announcing the winner. Great! That sounds like something I can do while drunk. It's at this weird "Art Mall" called THE LOOM and it's produced by our Buddies Mary Paper$ and SILKYS SCREENPRINTING, the dudes that did the wrapper for our famous ASS WIPE toilet paper! This is a winner folks!

1087 Flushing Av Brooklyn June 2 and 3 1-6 PM in the Courtyard